*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary
Baby ;-; feels.
I love you so much omg <3 ;-; feels
Do you see this shit.
My girlfriend would rather snuggle with a pillow
And cuddle it
Rather than me.
LIES. THESE ARE LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. SUCH LIE. VERY UNTRUTH. MANY FALSE.
THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
11 reasons why I love 11 - No. 4 reason - He says funny stuff
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Am I the only one that watches the foam drip down the wall
All of this is why us women take so long in the shower.